Spyder's "Office"

by **Leader Spyder** Sun Nov 09, 2014 6:51 pm

Well, it's honestly more of a cave, or a dungeon, than an office. Several floors below the office of Myra, and several floors below the ground, you will find an expansive cave , filled with stalactites and stalacmites, as well as large puddles dotting the cave's expanse. At the far end of the cave, there's a small, wooden, rotting door, slightly ajar, with a sign next to it, marked with the words: "When is a door not a door?" Once one enters the mysterious room, you are overwhelmed with the scent of lavender and firewood. There is a roaring fire on the side of the room facing you, with an embroidery of the words "Amazing Grace" mounted on top. On the left side of the room, you see the head of a terrifying satanic beast mounted on the wall above a large, comfortable chair facing the fire. On the right side of the room, there is a second chair with some sort of... Thing in it. We'll get to him later. Behind the thing in the chair, there's a large banner stretching up to the ceiling, that donnes the emblem of a red backed spider sitting on top of a buzz saw. Next to the satanic creature hanging on the wall, there was a large chart covered in detailed drawings of every character from Homestuck, with large red X's over most of them. Have a wild guess what they mean. Next to the roaring fire is a large bookshelf filled with stories of many kinds, but mainly books comprised of hundreds of tails of creepypastas. The thing in the chair was browsing through volume #29 when you walked in. It seemed to be a regular, pale, black haired teenager with a void black suit and... Well, eight large spider arms protruding from his back. One of which were holding a cup of tea. The teenager looks up, revealing an extra pair of eyes hidden by his hair. "Good evening, dear friend. How are you? I just realised I don't care. Do you want some tea?"

by **Champion Myra** Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:08 pm

Myra ran into the room and looked at spyders extra arms. She dropped the welcome pie she baked for him and ran out of the room screaming.

by **Leader Spyder** Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:26 am

Spyder caught the pie with his few spare arms, and rested it on the small coffee table next to his seat. "Thank you!" Spyder shouted after her. He cackled maniacally and looked back to the book. Damn, that guy was DEEEEEAAD.

by **Champion Myra** Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:59 pm

Myra entered the room again with the invitation and another fresh pie. "I got your invitation....."

by **Leader Spyder** Sat Nov 15, 2014 10:07 am

"Yum yum yum delicioso." One of the lower arms reached over and took the second pie, resting it on the table next to him. The first one had already been eaten. "Oh! I almost forgot! I need to give you this." Two of the spider's arms reached over to his bookcase. One pulled out a book labeled "CREEPYPASTA: VOL 1" with the subtitle of "The Best of the Best." "That one's got all the big ones in it. Slender man, Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, other stuff too." The second book he pulled out was significantly thinner, named "THE CREEPYPASTA SURVIVAL GUIDE." "That one'a essential. Keep it close."

by **Champion Myra** Sat Nov 15, 2014 4:28 pm

Myra blinked in surprise when he handed her the books. "Uh, thanks..." She placed the books under her arms and slowly sat down in the chair across from him. "I brought you a housewarming gift." Myra pulled a little gift out from her pockets. Inside was a pipe and a gram of the devils grass.

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